Dear Sonja, I read your profile on Tinder and I'm very interested. I also want to fuck the whole world. Your dark, gothic cave would be perfect for summoning the Satan's spirit. The match couldn't be better because I have a viper farm. The snakes aren't very big, but vigorous. Look, If your cave isn't used for an extended time, my snake could kill and eat everything rotten inside. I don't know Kirk the guard, but if he'll let me in, I'd love to have a beer with you. Dark kisses, Sissitrix