I plead guilty, and your comment resonates greatly with the wider audience I should offer my work.
This off-topic story is an alien. Neither a Ballbusting story, nor this About Me article satisfied me.
Is this a pointless selfish ceremony for 1k followers? Celebrating a steamy writing public place? Maybe.
Whatever is this, I am happy you took the time to read, and sharing your thoughts! Merry Xmas to you.